just saying....

i know, i'm also just joking

stay tuned for the sunday SHOW..... in know what i am talking about....

who wants to be our next guest???i'm waiting your requests.....

it wasn't such a great show this week,but i made it on my own,without a guest....I'm afraid if i won't have guests for the Reality Hurts segment,i will have to drop this part of the show...if i still have guests,no problem,i will continue...so,guys out there,somebody wants to be a part of Reality Hurts next sunday?

*On the titantron are showed the most important moments of Reality Hurts,while Speedy make his way to the ring in the boos of the crowd*

Speedy:Make yourselfs comfortable,I’m in a really good mood today..Welcome to Reality Hurts!!!!I’m starting the night by saying that August can’t be find…I tried to contact him,but nothing…So,once again I am your host for this night!!!Last week you all saw what happened here with Marcus Idol!!!I unleashed hell!!!You all know that in the last few months it was about one thing and one thing only….And here I present to you:The Extreme Title Belt!!!!Marcus,Marcus…..You should learn your lesson,because if last week I destroyed you,next time I’m taking you out man!!!Now I’m sure that most of you know,because you have marked on your calendar or you read the papers,that tonight is our 1 season anniversary of Reality Hurts…That means that tonight you have to show your appreciation to the host of this show for bringing you the entertainment in the house!!!!Tonight,its not about guests anymore….There are no guests… This is about us!!!Hell,for tonight we are cool even with you, the crowd!!!No more insults…We wanna have fun… Lets party !!! We have 10 bottles of whisky to celebrate,some girls in the crowd wanna join us???* 6 beautiful girls join them and they start drinking…* Hey girls,drink ,drink because tonight we party…And who knows,maybe later tonight you girls will have to opportunity to taste some extreme strudel….

Just one thing I wanna tel you…Marcus….*Speedy is interrupted by the fireworks of a mysterious man with a mask who is headed towards to ring to speak with Speedy*

Speedy:Who in the blue hell are you???

Austin Lane: Well, I am……

Speedy:It doesn’t matter who are you!!!..Because I tell you something:nobody,but nobody interrupts me in my own show!!!And you are standing in my ring pal!!!This is my anniversary and you jurk have found the wrong moment to show up..

Austin Lane:Wow,wow,wow!!!Wait Speedy,I’m here to propose you a deal…I know what kind of legend you are…I know you run things around here…

Speedy:Hey,what are u trying to do??…First of all,who are you?

Austin Lane:I am the masked outlaw Austin Lane and I came here to offer you a deal…Well,you see,I know Marcus,I know wich piece of junk he is..I know him since childhood and we were always enemies because he thought he’s too hot shot..I don’t like this kind of people..I like the kind of people who stands tall and say what they have to say,like you,Speedy!!!…And I wanna make all of you people a favour,and you Speedy,ass well, and get rid of him because I am sick and tired of him!!!!He says he is the best,but the best there is and the best there will be stands here in this ring along with me…

*Speedy is stunned*

Speedy:I smell something good in what you're saying..Be more specific because you made me very interested…

Austin Lane:The thing is this: I came here because I know this is the highest rating interview of WCF…I want to join this federation but not for the glory,not for the belt,I wanna join the roster because I wanna destroy Marcus Idol…Also,I wanna make you a favour…You see,when I will injure Marcus Idol,he will be stripped by the Extreme Title,and the new champion will be…will be….:SPEEDY BOY!!!What do you think ,Speedy???

Speedy:Well,Austin,lets say that you are one hell of a guy..You walked in here,into my show and you do that…This is what I think pal!!!You’ve better join me and my girls here because from now on,you are a member of my squad!!!!You wanna take out Marcus??Go ahead!!!I’ll be supporting you all the way!!In fact,how about we pay him a little visit at the hospital where I put him last week??

Austin Lane:I agree with you 100% Speedy..We have to destroy this man..He isn’t a human been at all…He claims he is the American Idol!!!He is the American Jackass,that’s what he is….And after I’m done with him,I will feel more in peace with myself…I want this match with Marcus so badly Speedy…You don’t know how much I waited this moment to come..

Speedy:Well,you’ll have to show to me that you are the real thing…Take off your mask to see you,buddy!!!It isn’t worth it to keep the mistery here,I wanna see with who am I making business…

Austin Lane:No way,Speedy!!!!I will tell you who are u talking about…You are talking with the biggest WCF superstar you’ve ever saw.A superstar who raises above everyoone in this roster..A superstar who will unleash hell in this ring….We’ve met before, don’t remember?

Speedy:We??I don’t think we’ve met….Hey!!!!Wait a minute!! *Speedy sees a tattoo with a wind on Austin’s neck* I know who you are!!!!

Austin Lane:Oh really???

*After that,the masked mistery man gives a headbutt to Speedy..All the girls who joined Speedy through all this period had disappeared…Then,he grabs the bottles of whisky from the table and smashes it to Speedy’s head…After that,a mist surrounds the arena,and from under the ring a man appears with a kendo stick..It’s Marcus Idol!!!He hits Speedy in the head,at the ribs,until the kendo stock is broken…Then,The Mistery Man reveals himself…..Aziruf!!!!Once again,Aziruf has outsmarted Speedy…Both Aziruf and Marcus puts Speedy on the table with a trash can on his head…Then Marcus grabs a ladder from under the ring…Aziruf jumps from the ladder executing a Swanton Bomb….Speedy is on the floor..Doctors come and check him if he is still breathing,while at the other end ,in the ovations of all the fans,Marcus grabs again his Extreme Title and raises it in the air!!! Both Aziruf and Marcus walks out of the ring and from the arena,and they have every reason to be proud of what they did in the 1st anniversary of the Reality Hurts segment*